The Galactic Inquirer
Inquiring Minds
Want to Know!
The Journal for People with Inquiring Minds
Have weird aliens landed in your back yard, piloting strange blue
boxes?Have you seen Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Did your neighbor give birth to a fur-covered baby, only she isn't
a Wookiee?Do you have psychic premonitions of the future?
If you answered "yes" to any of the previous questions, the Galactic
Inquirer wants to talk to you! Become rich and famous! Inform
on your neighbors! Publish total nonsense! By becoming an employee
of the Galactic Inquirer, you will receive as a fringe benefit,
a quick course in how to write slander for fun and profit. Amaze
your friends! Infuriate your enemies! Mud-sling at all three
sides in the current political conflict! Enjoy a life filled
with excitement (as disgruntled readers try to seek revenge),
travel (as you hastily leave the planet before they catch you)
and notoriety that you cannot find anywhere else.Tarvi Sitorian, Publisher and Senior Editor
Tarvi Sitorian is the person to contact, if you would like
to work for the Galactic Inquirer. She can generally be found
on the courier Serendipity, or at commcode 0579x421@day159.
For more information, contact:
Terri Ruwe
4090 Klepinger Road
Dayton, Ohio 45416-2139
(513) 276-3368or e-mail at: sandman@dnaco.net
If your persona is a trouble-maker, the GalacticInquirer wants
you. The Galactic Inquirer publishes non-discriminatory nonsense,
ragging on everybody equally (I try, anyway). Contributions are
gladly accepted, without the obligation of making your persona
a Galactic Inquirer employee.
Disclaimer:
The Galactic Inquirer was created solely to be a humorous commentary
on roleplay. This is all in fun. It is not intended to hurt
feelings, create enmity or otherwise disrupt club activities.
We do not parody anyone's character without their permission,
nor do we intentionally publish anything intended to force someone
out of the club.
Page Design Update: 15 June 1999 by B. Crumb