Next Time, Take the Chlen Dung!


"She looks down at her stew."

"It looks up at her!"


Session Summary, June 14, 1996

[Dlarku's player absent]

When we last left our most excellent Tsolyani, night had draped its humid arms over Penom and they were preparing for bed when Lo! visitors for Shekkara arrived unexpectedly at the Might of Ganga clanhouse.

While Akhan and the Might of Ganga Clanmaster plan the party's escape, Akhan receives a summons from Shekkara. She wants to know about her visitors. Akhan takes her to talk to the clanmaster, from whom they learn that Kerdu Arkutu hiKurodu would like to add Shekkara to his collection of beautiful women. Fortunately, or unfortunately--they aren't really sure which--Arkutu has taken the Legion of the Armoured Vision of Death north along the Sakbe road to Urmish. Speculation is that he may be heading toward Jakalla.

Ngaya dreams of water, water, and more water. Water all around her, stretching out to the horizon in every direction. A breeze rocks the ship...

After talking with the clanmaster, Shekkara hastens to make herself presentable for her visitors. One hour and fifty minutes later, she graces them with her presence, taking with her Akhan as witness. The Dark Fear clan and Temple of Sarku have sent a most impressive and honorable delegation to represent the interests of Mriyan and Kerdu Arkutu hiKurodu. There are, awaiting her pleasure, one high ranked priest of Sarku, one young man Arjai hiKurodu from Dark Fear, and Molkar Nikuma hiShauru of the Legion of the Armoured Vision of Death. They are attended by temple guards armored in Sarku's most sacred copper armor and soldiers of the Legion of the Armoured Vision of Death. Lo! See how far Arkutu's influence reaches! Witness the extent of his resources! What young women of respectible clan and lineage would not flee from^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hkill at the chance to be his wife?

They present with her a token of the Kerdu's favor--jewelery worth hundreds, nay! thousands--one might even say five thousand kaitars of amber and emeralds and copper designed specifically to adorn Shekkara's fair limbs. Lo! Little could they know that she does not like copper!

...and the ship sways from port to starboad, port to starboard, rigging clanking and clashing in the growing wind. Ngaya wakes, her lone thought a heartfelt "where is the latrine?", only to see a pair of clanhouse guards struggling to free a slave from the attentions of Penom's affectionate native life.

Shekkara receives the gift with about as much grace and charm as a Chlen beast ambling through a flower garden and agrees to attend a party that the Dark Fear clan desires to throw in her honor. Their mission complete, her visitors take their leave and Akhan shows them out.

...the parting between slave and Penom native life was brutal and bitter, and the guards must put the slave to death, leaving a messy puddle of blood and insect gore in Ngaya's room. One wonders how much the clan spends per year replacing slaves?

Akhan and Shekkara entertain the nearby slaves by arguing vehemently over Shekkara's willingness to attend the party. Private entertainment quickly follows. In the morning, upon waking, they resume their fighting. One might think that Akhan is perhaps jealous of Arkutu? Certainly he cannot be upset at the delay of their departure by a single day, especially when the Dark Fear clan is so generously providing a party for their pleasure and entertainment.

Meanwhile, Mikusa hiNashomai of the Jade Diadem clan settles the final details of her caravan. Soon, yea! one might even say tomorrow, she will leave behind her this pisspot of the gods. Perhaps, if she is lucky, her quest for ever greater fortunes will never lead her back to Penom. She receives a summons from the clanmaster of the Might of Ganga. Why would such an exalted person wish to speak with her? Is he withdrawing his goods from her caravan? Or perhaps he wishes to add 50 tons of Chlen dung to be shipped north for fertilizer. Such tidings would be unwished for. But no, the clansmaster tells her that he is very pleased with the relationship his clanhouse has with her caravan, and he looks forward to further partnerships between the clans of Might of Ganga and Jade Diadem. Mikusa agrees that this is most desirable, inwardly pleased. He has but a few additional things requiring transport, only a handful of people, that need expedient yet anonymous travel out of Penom.

The Might of Ganga clanmaster arranges for Mikusa to meet her secret travel companions. There she lays eyes upon Tirrikamu Akhan hiKetkolel and Priestess Ngaya hiChaishyani, both from very high clans like herself, then upon Shekkara Tlakotani, who she last saw writhing in rapturous ecstacy upon the altar of Lady Dlamelish in Jakalla and who she never thought to see in such close proximity. These are her secret travelers requiring expedient travel out of Penom? What have they done that they require such a thing? Is Shekkara fleeing from her uncle, the Most Excellent Prince Rereshqala? Or perhaps she is on a mission for him? And this Tirrikamu of the Legion of Ever-Present Glory. What brings him to Penom? And what nefarious role does the Temple of Chegarra play in all of this? Cha! Such things can be the downfall of an honest merchant. The Chlen dung would have been preferable.

Lo! Wrote this, Lisa Leutheuser, horse of The Most Beautiful Shekkara Tlakotani, on this 17th day of June, 1996 Anno Domini.