This is not so much an update or overhaul of the web site, but more of a public admission of defeat. I've finally admitted to myself that I'm just not going to be updating this portion of my web domain, so I might as well get things in order so they can sit and collect cyberdust without being too embaressing. In the process of turning these musty pages into a museum piece, I've pulled some items and moved the rest. If you actually had these pages bookmarked and can't find something any more, send me some e-mail and I'll pull it out of the recycle bin for you.
The Seven (Deadly) Disclaimers | |
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This site has been designed with 24-Bit color and 1024x768 resolution. It has been designed for optimal use with an IBM-PC or Clone using Netscape Navigator/Communicator version 4.0 or higher. There is the occasional, casual use of javascript and frames. |
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Any resemblance between the views on these web pages and those of my employer, my internet provider, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this disclaimer.) |
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All material here is original and copyrighted by Ken Lipka. In such cases where this is not true, the fact is noted and the actual authors are credited (where possible). This material is for personal use only and may not be published, altered, redistributed or posted on News Groups, Mailing Lists, Web Pages, FTP Sites, Bulletin Boards, or anywhere else for that matter without the permission of the author... (that's me, Ken Lipka). I'm fairly reasonable about such things, however. Please take the time to ask if you wish to use this material in manner other than linking to it. |
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WARNING!! The contents of this page may prove offensive to social democrats; liberals; socialists; the kinder; the gentler; the gullible; the innocent; government workers who feel that neo-platonic catfish crisis management consists of a worthwhile use of public funds; ministers of cultural identity, national cohesiveness and poodle sculpture; members of the pony express riders union local 216, who have been locked out since August 14, 1877; unwed fifteen-year old moms with three or more children; sticker-shock councellors; and the recipents of government grants for underwater ballet. At least, I certainly hope so. |
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There is no fifth (deadly) disclaimer. Somebody took it. |
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I am not a graphic artist by at stretch of the imagination. I like to think I've got a good eye for layout and coordination, as well as some small talent at editing graphic images. But I cannot create orginal ones at all. Thus, all of the graphics you see on these pages have been taken from elsewhere on the Web. I've spent years gathering them, so I unfortuantely no longer have any idea who actually created what. The various text banners you see, while orginal, aren't from scratch - I used a program to create them. (Now, text on the other hand, that I can churn out like nobody's business.) |
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These pages are brought to you by the letters "A", "K", and the number "47". |
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Authored by: Ken Lipka E-mail me: krlipka@yahoo.com |
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