Unintentional Headlines
Police begin campaign to rundown jaywalkers
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Farmer bill dies in house
Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
Iraqi head seeks arms
Prostitues appeal to pope
Panda mating fails; Vet takes over
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Eye drops off shelf
Teacher strikes idle kids
Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Miners refuse to work after death
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Two soviet ships collide, one dies
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Is there a ring of debris around uranus?
Red tape holds up new bridge
Deer kill 17,000
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
Man struke by lightning faces battery charges
Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
Kids make nutricious snacks
Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
Local highschool dropouts cut in half
New vaccine may contain rabies
Man minus ear waives hearing
Air head fired
Steals clock, faces time
Old school pillars replaced by alumni
Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors
Some pieces of rock hudson sold at auction
Sex education delayed, teachers request training
Include your children when baking cookies
Homosexual loses boy scout suit
Stolen painting found by tree
New study on obesity looks for larger test group
Arson suspect is held in fire
Milk drinkers turn to powder
Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete
Lack of Brains Hinders Research
