Atal Z. Rendoc
123rd Level, Shaddaa Spaceport · Nar Shaddaa, Nal Hutta · DarkSide101@empire.galaxy.un

(Credit, despite the fact that this resume is technically in the wrong era, goes to Nell Codner [capecodner424@yahoo.com] and Zlata Gutman [gutmanz@adea.org].)

EDUCATION

Master of Dark Arts, University of Coruscant, Center of the Universe
Specialization in Jedi Battle Meditation and Controlling Third Party Will
Relevant Course Work: Circumlocution of Galactic Law, Politics of Galactic Domination, Theories of Interplanetary War ·
  • Awarded the Emperor’s Staff of Excellence for Outstanding Thesis entitled “The Darksaber Project”

    Bachelor of Force, The Jedi Academy, Tatooine
    Major in Jedi Studies, Minor in Communication
    Relevant Course Work: Science of Thermal Detonation, Theories of Psychological Pressure Interrogation and Intimidation ·

  • Semester in a galaxy far, far away at The Emperor’s Royal Guard Academy

    Diplôme des Études Militaires, The Raithal Academy, Core Region

    LEGITIMATE WORK HISTORY

    Senior Agent, Palpatine Counterinsurgency Force ·
  • Sabotage efforts of the new Republic “government” ·
  • Singlehandedly secured Nanta-Ri of the Farlax Sector by defeating Chief of State Leia Organa Solo’s Fourth Fleet
    Program Associate, Xizor Transportation Services (XTS), Baji Sector ·
  • Engaged in spice trafficking operations ·
  • Increased revenues to twice that of Ororo Transportation, a chief competitor ·
  • Coordinated destruction of rebel shipyard in Lybeya System
    Security Officer, Death Star III, Throughout the Galaxy, Wherever Hope Lingers ·
  • Responsible for Maximum Security Detention Cell-Blocks - no escapes attempted ·
  • Daily supervision of interrogations and generalized torture
    Chief Navigator, Imperial Ship “Black Ice” (Galactic-class Star Destroyer) ·
  • Navigation and operation of a ship five (5) times the length of an Imperial-class Star Destroyer ·
  • Responsibility for one (1) billion metric tons of starship-grade fuel cells (highly explosive) ·
  • Supplied in excess of a year’s power to complete Imperial battle fleet

    MERCENARY WORK HISTORY

    Leader, Nanthri Pirates
  • Ascended to power after mysterious disappearance of Celis Mott (godfather)
  • Trained and supervised crew of junior pirates in the art of murder and pillage
    Thug, NaQuoit Bandits, Ottega System ·
  • Terrorized local and intergalactic merchants ·
  • Stole shipments from the Good Ship “Loli Popp” (Rebel-class cruiser)

    LANGUAGE AND LICENSES

  • Fluent in twelve hundred official galactic languages; Able to whisper in eight hundred menacing dialects
  • Class Z Pilot’s License (all ships except Garbage scows)
  • Certified in use of interrogation truth-drug Bavo Six and related paraphernalia

    Authored by: Ken Lipka

    E-mail me: krlipka@yahoo.com
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