This web page is dedicated to all of the odd and/or humorous "stuff" that I've received over e-mail or found on the world wide web over the years. A lot of these started life as ever-recurring chain e-mails that kept appearing in my mailbox. I saved them so I could just delete the things without having to remember if I'd actually read them or not. As it turns out, it's a good thing I did. Most of these have disappeared from the rounds of e-mail, and some can't even be found on the net anywhere other than here. The rest are just things that were too good not to customize my own copy of, rather than leave as a bookmark in my already huge bookmark file. Essentially, this page is just proof of my being a cyber pack rat. Please browse my "shiny bits" and hopefully enjoy them as much as I do.

Poetry and Such
The Storyteller's Creed
Desiderata


Observations About Life
The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Off-Site]
Life Is.../Life Isn't...
Commencement Address at MIT 1997
Work Ethic Wisdom


Literary Efforts
Create Your Own Shakesperean Insult [Off-Site]
Poe's PC: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
The Last Revision
The Physics of Hell
Newspaper Headlines which tell a different story
Firm Grasp of the Obvious (Real Headlines)

Humor from the World of Big Business
Everything I need to know, I learned in the Corporate World
The Engineer-to-English Translation Dictionary
News Release: New Element Discovered
The Laws of Work
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Now!
You may be an Engineer if...
The Official Dilbert Homepage [Off-Site]
The Dangers of Being Bored at Word [video clip]

(Obscure) Computer Jokes
A Poem from the Computer Literate
Look-and-Feel Lawsuit: Cthulu vs. Microsoft
Announcing New Technology: The B.O.O.K.
The Programmer's Prayer
What if Dr. Suess wrote Technical Manuals?
Homepage for Nothin'
God as a Computer Programmer

Humor from the Big (and Little) Screen
STAR WARS: The Max Rebo Band [Off-site @ TheForce.Net]
STAR WARS: Y.O.D.A. [Off-site @ TheForce.Net]
STAR WARS: TROOPS [Off-site @ TheForce.Net]
STAR WARS: Star Wars Cantina [Off-site]
STAR WARS: Imperial Rhapsody
STAR WARS: The Phantom Job Posting
(And an application for the above job!)
The Star Trek Writer's Computer Software Accessory

Just Generically Funny...
Alternate Ways to Describe 'Stupid'
How to be a Cultist
Cultural Differences Explained
More Quotes from Kids (Physics and Chemistry)
Numbers of the Beasts
You Might Be A Member of Generation-X If...
You Might Be A Michigander if...
If I am Ever the Hero... [Off-site]
When I Become an Evil Overlord... [Off-site]

Authored by: Ken Lipka

E-mail me: krlipka@yahoo.com
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